I Am your mom

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A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

I Am your mom by jampot August 20, 2006

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Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

I am your mom. That's why.

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

your mom

I Am your mom by DaMan September 10, 2003

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

your mom