I’m in love with my car

Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.

He locked himself in a cupboard.

Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”

I’m in love with my car by wattwatt88 February 14, 2019

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I’m In Love With My Car

I’m In Love With My Car is a song by the talented Roger Taylor, he sings about being in love with a car. However his bandmates often teased Roger for his song and almost didn’t put it on the album, they ended up putting it on there when Roger locks himself in a cupboard and won’t come out until they allow it on the album

An example would be:
Brian: I’m In Love With My Car? Maybe it’s not strong enough.
Roger: What does that even mean? Not strong enough?

I’m In Love With My Car by Rogers lost maracas :( December 18, 2021

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I'm in love with my car

A song written by Roger Taylor from queen.Who locked himself up in a cupboard until his song about having sex with cars
Is allowed

John:it's a bit weird Roger what exactly are you doing with that car
Brian:I'm in love with my car?
Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN-

I'm in love with my car by MiniJohnDeacon January 18, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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