I'm Pro

This phrase is commonly used in the gaming industry. Someone who absolutely fails, but gets a lucky kill or objective will instinctively scream this in joy.

(Kid is playing Modern Warfare 2, he snipes an enemy through a wall)

"HOLY SHIT! OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT!? I'M PRO!!! OH,YEAH! "

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

I'm Procrastinating

Me too kid.

I'm Procrastinating and so are you.

by A4775 November 12, 2020

I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them

"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"

by imissmydad August 11, 2021

i’m ugly and i’m proud

Quote from Spongebob Squarepants.

I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!

by Derpy Kawaii Potato November 11, 2018

I'm a GIRL and I'm PROUD

A quote meaning to "Be proud to be a girl". Also saying that "Boys aren't better then girls". It is a sign of showing how girls should be treated equally.

Girl: I'm a GIRL and I'm PROUD! Boy: No, girls are nothing. You're all lower class! Girl: Actually, studies have shown that girls are smarter than boys. Boy: *Is mind blown*

by The Real Nootmare October 30, 2020