I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead 

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

I'm alive but I'm dead 

Phrase that became popular from a tik tok audio by zwayy
Often used on looped audio with the person(s) in the tik tok acting alive and dead when respective words are said

Tik tok playing : "I'm alive but I'm dead ... I'm alive but I'm dead"

I'm alive but I'm dead by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021