Hysterically gimped 

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.

Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder

Hysterically gimped by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014

Hysterically crying 

Crying over and over again, nonstop.

Her brother hurt her and she hysterically crying for the next three days.

Hysterically crying by Yavster June 12, 2014

Hysterically gimped 

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.

Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder

Hysterically gimped by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014

Fapping Hysterically 

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

Fapping Hysterically by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

Hysterical 

adjective
1.
deriving from or affected by uncontrolled extreme emotion.
2.
PSYCHIATRY
relating to, associated with, or suffering from hysteria

“1 - hysterical laughter"
“2 - the doctor thinks the condition is partly hysterical"

Hysterical by SirHiccle December 23, 2018

Nine hysterical women 

An overwhelming and practical response from the fans to events in a TV series, book, film, etc.

The first nine hysterical women were Torchwood fans, who sent coffee and letters to the BBC protesting against the death of Ianto Jones. Over 900 people registered on one LiveJournal community alone.

Russell T Davies: "The 'controversy' over Ianto's death is just nine hysterical women."

Or:
If (character) dies this series, they'll have nine hysterical women on their hands.

Nine hysterical women by Galadriel1010 August 8, 2009

hysterical laughter 

To come face to face with an epiphany moment that results in an instantaneous burst of uncontrollable laughter for a prolonged period of time.

I suppressed the thought of being pregnant while getting through final exams followed by a trip to the pharmacy. As soon as I saw the result of my pregnancy test I broke out into hysterical laughter.

hysterical laughter by MAM803 May 3, 2016