Hypocauliflowerchondriac

A grappler who thinks they have bad cauliflower ear but they’re just imagining things.
Man Robbie is being such a sissy about his normal ear, the Dude is a total Hypocauliflowerchondriac.
by Heagearsteal April 03, 2021
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