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husband beater 

A woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. This is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.
*Middle of the night*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Stop!"

Neighbour: "WTF is that noise?"
Neighbour: "Ohh I think Louise is beating Ernie up again. Damn drunkards!"

~_~
husband beater by Rell August 27, 2005

husband beater 

wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness
hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.
husband beater by mb1993 January 8, 2011

husband beater 

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.
That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater
husband beater by currybomb July 18, 2010

Husband Beater 

A wife beater worn by a gay man.
Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater
Husband Beater by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

husband beater 

exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.

actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..
i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..
husband beater by y2c January 14, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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