Hunch punch

an alcohol drink..usually a mixture of "stuff" that you drink and it goes down like Kool-Aid,but with out a notice you are so messed up and wondering how you got so messed up so quick.

-"girl what the hell you got me sippin on...im messed up already!!!"

__Hunch punch..lmao

by ACUA1123 January 6, 2010

Hunch punch

A one night stand that you thought would be okay, but turns out to be awful.

Megan got hunch punched by Nate last night!

by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

hunch punch

grain alcohol and/or vodka with fruit punch, hawaiian punch, other fruit juices, and/or fruit. can also add ginger ale, sprite, 7up etc for fizz.

hunch punch tear you up

by lilhood December 7, 2009

hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.

After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.

by chelsea07 January 2, 2009

hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.

Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...

by Shawn Parent April 8, 2008

hunch and punch

The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.

Fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work

by d225 January 16, 2011

hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.

"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"

by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024