Humpty dumpty

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A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

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humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

Humpty Dumpty by dg1189 February 20, 2010

A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties

Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house