Humpty Dumpty

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

by ISmashRatchets August 9, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental

Dude, how was sex last night?

Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!

by Gayvid2006 January 12, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)

Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty

by BoliviaCitrius May 9, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.

Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.

by My naptime July 7, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 4, 2021