hump day

a dedicated day of the week for having sex.

its wednesday night..hump day..you know what that means ;)

by jonathon pipefitter July 26, 2006

Hump Day

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.

It gets you coming and going, hump day.

by Dahpeach June 17, 2009

Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

hump day

The middle of the week, can be found on any given Wednesday or any other day in which I choose to hump you and or your mouth.

Jay "Ay michelle .. you know what day it is?
Michelle"No, what day is it?"
Jay " its hump day, so come here and get humped today."
Michelle. " well I suppose its alright since it is hump day and all."

by cherrycity October 30, 2013

Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

Hump Day

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.

Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.

by Riderzzz March 13, 2013