A sort of feeling tied to confusion, an empty stomach, and ̵̡̭̱̝͒͛̀̏̈́͐̈́͘͠͝ ̨͈͉͗̌̓͆̎ ̪̺̩̪̻̥̹͎̈́͝ ̶͓̰͕̘̠̤̙̓̏̇̉̀̃̈́͘ ̵̮͇̱͓͉̎̽̈́́̈̚͝͠ ̨̛̩͔͇͇͙͌́̔͋̾͆́̓ ̵̱͖̻̉̈͋̎̌̅̍͌͌͌͂̏̆̈́͘ ̡̛̪͖̰͈̳̣̳̺̺̬̗ͅ ̴̡̜̭͖̠̫͇̗̭̦̄́̓ͅ ̢̮̤̘͎̘͕̮͙̮̟̼̣̬̈́̍̄͂̍́͌͆̒̐́͛̂͝ͅ ̶̨̺̰̩̦̲̳͉̞̻̌͐̄́̈́̇̆̈́͂̈́̕͝ ̧͈͇͍͎̦͈̝̼͕̞̫͋̓͑̊̾͊͠ ̴̨͈̩̟͚͇̩̤̥͎̀ ̡̯̣͓̲̩̿̓͌͛͘̕̕ ̵̯̱̗̯̻̖͓̱͚͈͇̻̬̖̓̈́̍́̅̇̈̎̄̉̐̚ ̬͎̰̂̋̂̈̂̊͋͗̐͗̾̓́͘ ̵̡̳̲͓͙̙̳̜͇͉́͗̽̃͂ͅ ̳̤̱̃̉̐̌͘ ̶̡̛̭̘̹̯̔̄̾̑͌̾̇̓̔̊͝ ̵̮̝̱̣͚̲̮̮̈́̌̉̆̿̑͐͐̃̄͘ ̵̟̥̈́́͌͠ ̵̢̡̢̭̼̯̱̬̺̆̄͊̑̋̉̉͘ͅ ̵̡̛̭̫̲̠͎̒̒̒́̔̐͛͛͝͠͠ ̶̣̩̽̒̐͐̉͐́͛́͘̕͘̚͝͝ ̗͍̥̈̅̆͐̀̄͜ͅ ̴̬͐ ̳̮̱̖̥͇̜͚̓́̌͌̌͠͠ ̨̲̼̬̙̠̭̘͋̑͑́̆̌͊͆͊̑͐̄̿͝.
''Hey, you know that burger was mine, right?''
''Sorry, the new Thalasin pills made me feel nothing but humber.''
by nami0x0 October 2, 2021
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humber (emotion)

(noun)

extreme confusion that happens right when you snap out of a daydream upon hearing a question, (ie: the exact moment before a teacher calls on you in class and you weren’t paying attention.)

originally found in thalasin+

(adv.): humberly
he was filled with humber for a brief moment when he realized he hadn’t quite understood what his mother had just told him to buy from the grocery store, as he was listening to the radio.
by flowertilifall October 4, 2021
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Humber (n)

1. An extremely stupid person.

2. A person affected with extreme mental retardation.
Person 1: My roommate is so stupid! The other night he took a ruler to bed so he could see how long he slept.

Person 2: Yeah, he sure is a humber.
by malted1 April 5, 2012
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A slice of ham that walks and rides horses.
"Riding lessons by Humbers! The best in town!"
by Natasha March 18, 2005
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like humble, but the better version.
“I’ll strive to be humber always.”
by stupidkhore March 13, 2020
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Particularly severe case of explosive diarrhea caused by the consumption of suspect foodstuffs. In reference to the particularly murky river Humber that flows through Kingston-upon-Hull, UK
"Can't make it tonight mate, the Humber water is lapping at the tidal barrier"
by Ken McCall October 17, 2008
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The Humber Claw is used to Investigate the female organ. Also referred to as a Speculum.
Molded from the two fingers of the great Mr. Humber the Humber Claw is broad half tube which is bent at about a 90 degree angle, with the channel of the tube on the exterior side of the angle. One end of the tube has a roughly spherical metal weight surrounding the channel of the speculum. A weighted speculum is placed in the vagina during vaginal surgery with the patient in the lithotomy position. The weight holds the speculum in place and frees the surgeon's hands for other task
n:They jaws of life isn't gonna work on this one, get the Humber Claws!

v: The Humber Claw was on of the many toys in susies party shoe box.
by Stache man May 6, 2009
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