low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018

hum strummer

A person who hums a tune while playing the skin flute (masturbating)

Hum strummer Johnathan was a hummin and a strummin the flesh guitar

by Smok710 July 29, 2019

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe May 18, 2018

Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 19, 2017

hum hoom hum

an eerie background noise, almost like a distant drum or chant, that makes you feel that danger is imminent

Jerry: I am running off at the mouth
The Chieftain: hum hoom hum
Jerry's eyes go wide, as he now knows a beating is approaching

by The Tribe Chieftain July 5, 2023

Humming birds

Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport

join the "humming birds"

by anneekl March 16, 2003

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017