A noun describing a particularly wonderfully sensitive large Uncle or father figure with a dang great sense of humor. Does not mind having eyes rolled at him for just about anything.
by bittyboo33 August 30, 2009
Get the Hughbear mug.A rare male species typically growing up to a weight of 65 pounds. 0.01% of their body mass is dedicated to their genitalia. This beast will assert his dominance over other predatorial creatures by spitting on his prey, the chicken finger. Hughbertos share a common ancestor with the relatively harmless critter, the Duck, but the two should not be confused. If you come in sight of a Hughberto, call Animal Control immediately. They cannot be domesticated, but find their home in the wild.
1. There was a Hughberto a couple miles sobbing in a hole after the wild Shunkey stole and glugged his chocolate milk.
2. It was a beautiful sight to see as I gazed upon nothing other than a Hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the Willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
2. It was a beautiful sight to see as I gazed upon nothing other than a Hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the Willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
by _Brosephus_ January 3, 2017
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A masturbating bear gets high, then sleeps for a season.....OR, a guy who gets so high that he jerks off a hibernating bear.
TIM IS NOT GOOD TO BRING ALONG CAMPING. LAST TIME HE CAME ALONG, HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND WOUND UP HIGHBEARBATING AT OUR CAMP GROUNDS UNTIL THE FOLLOWING SEASON.
by RiffleForce June 10, 2018
Get the HighBEARbating mug.A Gay Person!! who also thinks he is quite great, funny and good looking yet he has a giant head, a hairy ass, no sense of humour and no real intelligence!!
by Wanktoast January 4, 2008
Get the Hughbert mug.Someone who will cry like a bitch when they don't get their way. if used in confines of World of Warcraft the said hughbert may logoff after crying in raid chat. also spelled hoobert
by me>you January 11, 2009
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