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Hug Monster 

A creation on the official forums for the 2008 game Spore, invented by member TheLudicrous. It is a plushy-looking, green homicidal rapist. The only way to kill one is to use a bowling ball on it. Its weaknesses are Twinkies, a special doughnut from outer space, and ringtone sensation Crazy Frog. Its enemies are Susan the Anti-Hug Monster, a female humanoid with wings, and Splash Drop, and anthropromorfic rain drop.
Look out for Hug Monsters in your bedroom, they've been known to stalk you there.
Hug Monster by GandWuser July 29, 2009
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A joint or blunt rolled so big that no other words can describe its size.
Holy fuck man, that L is a humonster!
or
Whooo its a humonster!
Humonster by 420blazendude January 25, 2008
A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Humonster by Grabacr May 5, 2022

humonsterous 

Something that is very kewl or exciting
DAMN!,DOUBLE DAMN! those titties r humonsterous!
WORD?
humonsterous by goonther July 19, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026