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Hug Monster 

A creation on the official forums for the 2008 game Spore, invented by member TheLudicrous. It is a plushy-looking, green homicidal rapist. The only way to kill one is to use a bowling ball on it. Its weaknesses are Twinkies, a special doughnut from outer space, and ringtone sensation Crazy Frog. Its enemies are Susan the Anti-Hug Monster, a female humanoid with wings, and Splash Drop, and anthropromorfic rain drop.
Look out for Hug Monsters in your bedroom, they've been known to stalk you there.
Hug Monster by GandWuser July 29, 2009
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A joint or blunt rolled so big that no other words can describe its size.
Holy fuck man, that L is a humonster!
or
Whooo its a humonster!
Humonster by 420blazendude January 25, 2008
A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Humonster by Grabacr May 5, 2022

humonsterous 

Something that is very kewl or exciting
DAMN!,DOUBLE DAMN! those titties r humonsterous!
WORD?
humonsterous by goonther July 19, 2005
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