Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

Huffer's Law by Killdjan December 20, 2008

Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

Huffer's law by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004