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huevos rancheros 

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.
Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!

Hueves Rancheros 

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.
Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!
Hueves Rancheros by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026