lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

lee howson's happy little helpers by mister burnley March 23, 2004

Hewson's Law 

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one

User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win

Hewson's Law by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009

Hobson's choice 

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).

A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.

Hobson's choice by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

hobson's choice 

Having no choice at all

A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.

hobson's choice by Nickel and a dime April 14, 2005

Hobson's salve 

Hobson's salve is a type of cream that goes on minor injuries to help them heal. Hobson's salve is found as 1st aid to Doran, the adventurer under King Lucan in the 'Secrets of Deltora' by Emily Rodda.

'You've got a bad scratch on your arm...best use Hobson's salve on that to help the healing process.'

Hobson's salve by Captain_Felix April 25, 2021