Houei 

GaY. SUPER GAY. TRiplE gaY

he looks kinda houei

Houei by Not sosuke... May 1, 2022

Hopeism 

Hopeism is a religion that worships the lord and savior Nagito Komoeda and his Nintendo DS. We pray to him daily by hating despair and loving hope, and we also say his holy words like “One day..I am going to snap..and then..you will not hear from me again.”. We also watch his edit daily to cleanse our souls from despair and drink hope water. 🛐🤲

Person A: I just converted to Hopeism! Person B: Omg really? Let’s go watch the Nagito edit!

Hopeism by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020

Hotein 

A protein rich meal replacement, derived from sperm, to give the ho if you're running late for drinks or she's complaining she's hungry. Especially good if she's on a diet

Ellen: Your man takin you out to eat tonight?
Karen: No girl, he just give me some hotein. I'm all good now.
Ellen: Damn girl! Healthy, natural, and diet-friendly! Your man got any extra left for me?

Hotein by TechnoPimp October 22, 2010

hopeism 

A religion following Nagito Komaeda and believe in hope and stuff.

Friend 1: hey bro wanna come church with me?
Friend 2: sorry dude, I follow hopeism.
Friend 1: oh that sounds cool, what’s it about?
Friend 2: we believe in Nagito Komaeda and hope.

hopeism by ineedtostopobsessingoveranime October 30, 2020

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

hopeism 

hope hope hope hope 🛐

Hopeism is a religion of NAGITO KOMAEDA. People who love this religion place HOPE the highest in their life. people in this religion say „HOPE 🛐” to their God NAGITO KOMAEDA

hopeism by nagito’s wife October 30, 2020

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016