Hopeism is a religion that worships the lord and savior Nagito Komoeda and his Nintendo DS. We pray to him daily by hating despair and loving hope, and we also say his holy words like “One day..I am going to snap..and then..you will not hear from me again.”. We also watch his edit daily to cleanse our souls from despair and drink hope water. 🛐🤲

Person A: I just converted to Hopeism! Person B: Omg really? Let’s go watch the Nagito edit!

Hopeism by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020

Related Words

Houei • hoeing • hoeish • hopeism • hoeing around • Hoeism • hodei • Hoein • hoeishness • Hoeitis

Hotein

A protein rich meal replacement, derived from sperm, to give the ho if you're running late for drinks or she's complaining she's hungry. Especially good if she's on a diet

Ellen: Your man takin you out to eat tonight?
Karen: No girl, he just give me some hotein. I'm all good now.
Ellen: Damn girl! Healthy, natural, and diet-friendly! Your man got any extra left for me?

Hotein by TechnoPimp October 22, 2010

hopeism

A religion following Nagito Komaeda and believe in hope and stuff.

Friend 1: hey bro wanna come church with me?
Friend 2: sorry dude, I follow hopeism.
Friend 1: oh that sounds cool, what’s it about?
Friend 2: we believe in Nagito Komaeda and hope.

hopeism by ineedtostopobsessingoveranime October 30, 2020

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

hopeism

hope hope hope hope 🛐

Hopeism is a religion of NAGITO KOMAEDA. People who love this religion place HOPE the highest in their life. people in this religion say „HOPE 🛐” to their God NAGITO KOMAEDA

hopeism by nagito’s wife October 30, 2020

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026