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Houdini shit 

The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.
Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!
Houdini shit by Aquahutch November 1, 2006
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Houdini Shit 

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.
Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.
Houdini Shit by TJK October 5, 2004

Houdini Shit 

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there
where the hell is it, it pulled a Houdini shit!
Houdini Shit by case37 April 30, 2011

houdini shit 

(doors slams by itself)

Man: O hell no dats some houdini shit

Houdini Shitbox 

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!
Houdini Shitbox by tytech038 March 21, 2022
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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