Definitions by JesuJoyofMansDesiring
Houdini Shit
When you shit so smoothly that the turd(s) carry enough momentum to go up and over the bend in the exit pipe of the porcelain throne, disappearing the evidence of your crimes.
One half of the double-miracle Jesus Shit.
One half of the double-miracle Jesus Shit.
I couldn't believe my eyes! I must have Houdini shit (shat), because when I looked between my legs, there was NOTHING in the bowl. I looked behind the toilet... nothing!
Houdini Shit by JesuJoyofMansDesiring September 11, 2026
Jesus Shit
A Jesus shit is the most pious and miraculous of shits. It combines the miracle of the clean shit or "holy shit" (no-wipe, still clean) with the miracle of the Houdini Shit, where the turd(s) fall so cleanly, with such momentum, they go up and over the bend in the exit pipe of the porcelain throne.
A Jesus shit requires no flushing and no wiping, and yet the toilet bowl and the holy ass remain clean.
A Jesus shit requires no flushing and no wiping, and yet the toilet bowl and the holy ass remain clean.
Jesus Shit by JesuJoyofMansDesiring September 11, 2026
Jesus Shit
A Jesus shit is the holiest of shits. It combines two miracles: the clean shit or "holy shit" (no-wipe, still clean), and the Houdini Shit, where the turd(s) fall so cleanly, with such momentum, they go up and over the bend in the exit pipe of the porcelain throne.
A Jesus shit requires no flushing and no wiping, and yet the toilet bowl and the holy ass remain clean.
A Jesus shit requires no flushing and no wiping, and yet the toilet bowl and the holy ass remain clean.
Jesus Shit by JesuJoyofMansDesiring September 11, 2026