A "Hot Willis" is a variation of the "Hot Carl". A Hot Carl is when your partner has a piece of saran wrap over their face and you take a shit right onto the saran wrap, the poo warming their face. The Hot Willis variation is performed by pulling away the saran wrap, crapping directly onto their face and then jumping up and yelling "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" alah Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.
At my high school reunion, my math teacher wanted me to give her a Hot Carl in the bathroom. So, I followed her into the john, assumed the position and delivered a Hot Willis instead.
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Like a wet willy, but with a half eaten piping hot chip (French Fry).
Awh mate, that bird was absolutely skank, good thing you got rid of her with a hot willy!
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To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".
In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend
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A hot dog willy is when you jerk a man off and when he's about to cum, you stuff a hot dog in his urethra while screaming: "Willy!"
John: "Samantha gave me a hot dog willy last night, it felt amazing!"
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a large thing that defines man.



Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
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