To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass
gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.:
One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl
will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I
hot seated his desk
chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.