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Wake and bake
Gotta get me some TCH Tim Hortons Coffee
by im1uponu February 3, 2010
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A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.
Wanna go to Tim Hortons?
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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a sleezebag teacher who thinks he is better than everyone, acts like hes a genius when really he is a retread dickweed who was churned out by one of the countries countless liberal as shit colleges that churns out goons like him at a breakneck pace.

there is no hope for fucks like him. I personally hope he gets his bad limb shoved up his ass until he screams for mercy then has his balls stapled to the floor.
Worthless shit. OMG he is a loonie
Mr. Horton the teacher of his physics class, had his face stapled with multiple condom wrappers, giving him several STD's, including AIDS. He is not a victim,
He is a LOSER, who should have been drop kicked as a baby. Damn you
by cockslap#1bitches October 4, 2014
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Tim Hortons is a place where all the cool kids hang out.
Kid 1: You going to Tim Hortons after school?
Kid 2: Hell yeahhh. It's the coolest place to be on weekdays, mang.
by Shel.B January 14, 2010
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A man with a big dick and makes the ladies sausage wallet moist.
Goes by the code name cool737
by Ouchymybumbum June 3, 2017
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A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis
The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife
by Longishdong August 11, 2021
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He was born to a twelve fingered Man and a woman of fire red hair. Some people consider him A God not The God. He also invented the Question Mark. He will Start the next American Revolution in the year 2012.

Phoenix Horton rules the middle world.
Phoenix Horton is a revolutionary god that I worship
by Tony Pizgatti January 8, 2008
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