Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!

Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!

by CookieDough May 23, 2013

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The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 20, 2010

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prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.

also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.

that person’s cat is very creepy.

she’s probably a hortense

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019

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C’est une fille ouf dont les priorités sont souvent les bonbons son chien et son mec. A part ça c’est une fille ouf avec ses amis elle a un humour bien à elle et sera toujours là même à 100000 km elle adore taquiner et avec elle on a toujours les meilleurs souvenirs .
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste

Tu manges quoi?
Hortense: des bonbons

by Juju2709 November 21, 2021

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