Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.
Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.
by It’s the sweet 1 March 27, 2018
worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging homos"
dude 1:man did you hear the raging hormones?They sucked worse than your mum did last night!
dude 2: who the fuck are they?
dude 2: who the fuck are they?
by joseph October 7, 2004
A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.
Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic
by Hans Brix May 17, 2006
by TamaMama March 9, 2005
An erratic state of being characterized by passing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.
Since she's pregnant, I guess I'm supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but... dude, that was like The Exorcist back there.
My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.
You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.
My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.
You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.
by TheGoldenMuse May 13, 2010
They sudden feeling when a male wants to whack off to a white dog or to the smell of boss anal in the bed!
by BDBfather August 7, 2017
The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.
Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.
by LolaLaLola June 5, 2011