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Shit's on the Horizon 

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
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Horizon Sex 

Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.
| "Did you cheat?" "Naw, man. Just horizon sex. My girlfriend will never find out." |

Over-the-Horizon Strike 

When an 80 year old white man kills brown kids with impunity and claims it's Trump's fault.
"The buck does not stop with me, Joe Biden, when I use Over-The-Horizon strikes to kill Brown kids."
Over-the-Horizon Strike by bmlt28 September 17, 2021

horizon private school

a school filled with seniors who have crushes on 10th graders, because they desperate as fuck. Full of gay guys and sluts. AND let's not forget about the seventh and eight grade tryhards. A school where everyone turns into a snake:)
you're such a whore, you must be from horizon private school!!!!!

Horizon High School 

Your typical Arizona School, lotto sluts lotto druggs
Yo Horizon High School is so wack, they got hoes addicted to white chalk

Horizon private school

Where girls are silly and laugh at everything , boys are bisexual or gay or clowns and seniors are crushing on people from grade 10
I can tell that you are from horizon private school since you laugh about anything and everything

horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.
"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."