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Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl
My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.
Hootie and the blowfish by HATBF January 22, 2014

hootie and the blowfish

one of the best bands of the mid 90's. sang song such as
only wanna be with you
time
only lonely
hold my hand
i go blind
tuckers town
old man and me

Hootie and the Blowfish

the 'ORIGINAL' Pearl Jam

then came The Crash Test Dummies

then came Pearl Jam (who names thei band after cum?)
Pearl Jam are cum gargling faggots.

hootie and the blowfish

um......... see Pearl Jam
Hootie and the Blowfish sound indentical to Pearl Jam
hootie and the blowfish by bung December 10, 2003

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass
Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish
Hootie and the blowfish by bhizzle September 19, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026