Hoote 

When you’re so baked that when you go to take a hit, you just blow smoke back into the bong, because you’re so baked. You didn’t take a Hit, you took a Hoote.

Gal 1: *blows air into bong instead of taking a hit*

Gentleman: “you didn’t take a hit, you took a hoote.”

Hoote by Sprproprprorp May 28, 2018

Hooters Restaurant 

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.

Hooters Restaurant by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

Hooter nub 

Basically, a nipple.
As for the origin of it, in the anime called "No Game No Life", Sora, the main character, played a game of word chain, and he said "chikubi", which is "nipple" in Japanese, so the translators had to come up with a word that links "beach" and "bikini", and that's what they created.

At the bar:
- Damn, look at dem hooter nubs over there
- I know, mate, just leave it to me, and we'll have some threesome in no time

Hooter nub by InfiniteNarwhal December 27, 2018

hollow hooters 

My favourite type of breasts. The empty saggy ones that you can squeeze and suck. So soft and pliable. Usually accompanied by eraser nipples

I love me some hollow hooters

hollow hooters by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

Hootenberry by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021