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Hoopcheese Hoochies 

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
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hoopcheese hoochies 

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
Sam: "When i took her to my house, she told me to lick that shit off."
hoopcheese hoochies by concon conroy December 12, 2008
What Daos (the evil guy from Lufia II) calls Maxim and his party when they're just about to pwn him.
Artea - Maxim, Selan can't take much more of this!
Selan - Don't worry about me, Maxim! I can do it!
Maxim - Alright.
Daos - YOU LITTLE HOOCHEES!
hoochees by ytfk dot com January 17, 2005