Hoon it

To put ones foot down whilst driving a fast vehicle

Hoon the Dodge Viper or Porsche 911 Turbo

by Englishman on a mission August 22, 2002

hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

hoon

In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.

“Oi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”

by Sulfur Sea Sponge June 8, 2019

hoon

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!

by Onetrack March 18, 2004

Hoon

According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.

Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...

by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012

Hoon

Another way to refer to cigarettes

Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”

by Crankinhoons April 21, 2018

hooned

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

by J D tizzle November 3, 2007