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hooker foot 

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural
1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.
hooker foot by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010
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hooker foot 

foot damage women would get by either of the following: A. Being a hooker in uniform B. Attempting to be sexy or fashionable by wearing hooker shoes C. Being drunk of your ass while wearing hooker shoes.
Hooker foot damage includes All of the following: loosing sensation in one or more toes, acquiring blisters with blisters of their own, and the appearance of discoloration accompanied by visible swelling after shoes finally brake away from the foot due to over or improper use.
hooker foot by MoeWithaFro August 25, 2007

Hooker Foot 

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.
Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.
Hooker Foot by Temp6868 October 14, 2011

Hooker Foot 

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
Hooker Foot by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

Hooker Foot

The result of walking around barefoot that leaves the bottoms of your feet blackened/browned and dirty.
I was really hitting it off with this girl until I got a glimpse of the hooker foot she was sporting and then I left.
Hooker Foot by Ernie of the Lou April 11, 2026

hookertoot 

When a mother fights with a kid because she is the same age at mind.
This hookertoot is gonna lose her kids.
hookertoot by Good-dad21# June 24, 2021