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Honor Roll 

Smart kid's that smoke weed. To be a member of the Honor Roll you must maintain a 3.0 or better GPA.
Nick: Josh is our valedictorian and he smokes weed.
Dalton: He's part of that Honor Roll.
Honor Roll by RollModel January 22, 2011
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honor roll 

A school's soceity of nerds with the occasional geek. It is easy to separate the two by their consistency in their marks. Geeks in the honor roll do not consistently generate the minimum mark required to hold membership, while nerds will always make and often go above the minimum mark, often going to the award ceremonies with high honors.
Geek: I MADE HONOR ROLL!!!!!

Nerd: So?
Geek: IM A NERDZzZz
Nerd: Cool! How long have you held membership?
Geek: ITZ MY FIRST TIME MAN!!!!
Nerd: I made it 20 times .
honor roll by Tungstone August 26, 2009

Honor Roll 

A dance made up by the band Honor Society that goes to their song See U in the Dark
Girl 1: Wow the Honor Society concert last night was amazing!

Girl 2: Did they play See U in the Dark?

Girl: Yup, everyone in the crowd was doing the Honor Roll!
Honor Roll by HSfan_duh343 November 12, 2011

Honor roll 

Smart people, normally first in their classes or high in society, that you would never expect to do something wrong, who smoke marijuana.
Me: Yo did you know our valedictorian rolls up on weekends and gets faded?

You: Oh word? Dang that dude's on the honor roll.
Honor roll by natedawg247 January 21, 2011

Honor Roll 

Like Walk of Shame, except for Guys.
After going out and partying all night, John took his honor roll out of his girlfriends dorm building.
Honor Roll by Hexachordial November 7, 2011

detention honor roll

A specialised and elite honor roll given to the top 1% of students in a given high school. Sent in by select schools across the nation to the President of the United States.
My friend got detention honor roll after getting a perfect SAT score last year

Honor roller 

1. Someone who makes the honor roll.

2. Martin Prince's NASA-designed soapbox derby car from the 1991 Simpsons episode 'Saturdays of Thunder'. (It is a play on the words 'honor roll' and 'Lunar Rover'.)

3. A total nerd.
1. "Guess what, dad! Your son is officially an honor roller!"

2. "Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators." - Martin Prince on 'Honor Roller'

3. "Haha! Look at that shirt! 'Honor roller'... what a dork!"
Honor roller by Jacopo August 21, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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