Homie Law

-Kiss your homies goodnight
-If you decide to have intercourse with a homie make sure to say thank you afterwards or its homiesexual
-No kissing past 12
-Make sure everyones aware of the homielaws so they know whats good

Steve broke homie law he kissed me for to long last night he didn't even say thank you, I think he's a homiesexual

Homie Law by HomieLawAbidingCitizen June 11, 2019

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no dating da homies best friend

“hi homie no dating my bestfriend”

“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend”

homie law by idkoklol March 29, 2020

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Homie law 9 section 69

This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.

"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."

Homie law 9 section 69 by NotSH03K January 2, 2022

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Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.

Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68

Homie law 9 section 68 by LittleredAP December 8, 2020