holy jumpin

A term used by a former color analyst for the phoenix coyotes, politically correct version of "Holy Crap!!!"

"Holy Jumpin! Muellers got the Hat Trick!!!"

by warrior nation domination December 31, 2009

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Holy Jumpins

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.

Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.

by Kode25 August 25, 2011

holylumpinlamentablefuck

A series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. It is pronounced as follows
Holy Lumpin Lamentable Fuck

This originates from Scotland coming from the most feared woman in all Scottish history. The great Jane Teevan.

"Hey Janie, Barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta"

"He's done whiiit. NO no no HOLYLUMPINLAMENTABLEFUCK I am gonnie fuckin brain the fat bastart.Baaaaarrrryyy c'mere ya stupid fuckin prrick."

by amydingleberry August 21, 2006