a clothing designer whose pants magically seem to act as a push up bra for a girl's ass, and whose clothes in general add at least a point to a girl on the hotness scale.
andy(staring): daaaaaammmmmnnnn... I didn't know that chick had such a nice ass
gabe: yeah its all hollister, that shits like a pancake without those pants
gabe: yeah its all hollister, that shits like a pancake without those pants
by Stevemutherfuckingbinks May 29, 2008
A store that sells clothes exclusively to douchebags. Very popular with feminine guys who would rather look like they are 12. Consists of over priced clothing with that big stupid bird on everything. Very popular with fags.
Will: Look at that guy with that hollister shirt on with the massive letters on it.
Josh: haha what a freakin douche, only fags wear that stuff
Josh: haha what a freakin douche, only fags wear that stuff
by NCSUkid August 22, 2008
Preppy, and cute. Not overpriced. Fits great. the only downside is that just about every girl you'll see will look exactly the same and all be wearing hollister.
for guys its kinda homosexual to have an all-hollister wardrobe.
for guys its kinda homosexual to have an all-hollister wardrobe.
I love clothes from hollister!
omgz i Love your shirt!! I have the same one!! WAIT, so does every other girl in my class.:(
omgz i Love your shirt!! I have the same one!! WAIT, so does every other girl in my class.:(
by shaayna December 24, 2005
A clothing store similar to Abercrombie & Fitch and American Eagle that sells surf-wear for people who don't surf. Commonly worn by douchebags. Hollister is also known for paying its' employees to stand at the entrance of the store wearing clothes sold by the store and pose with the mannequins to attract potential customers.
Tim: That guy probably surfs, he just walked out of Hollister with some pre-torn jeans.
Jim: Nah, people who actually surf wear brands like Reef and O'Neill and Quiksilver.
Jim: Nah, people who actually surf wear brands like Reef and O'Neill and Quiksilver.
by punch145 July 16, 2009
It is a deceptive marketing campaign made by none other than the clothing store based on a town that has nothing to do with surfing. If it was santa cruz then yes that is a surf town. The real hollister is a cow town in the middle of nowhere where people do their surfing on ponds. The population consists of latinos and anglos who have nothing else to do but cow tip. Please do not buy this product. This Hollister campaign is spread like wildfire throughout the nation even though there is a simple tool called mapquest and find out that hollister is NOT on the coast.
Anyone who either wears hollister in or near the hollister area thanks for the laughs you are being conned and duped...
Anyone who either wears hollister in or near the hollister area thanks for the laughs you are being conned and duped...
-Is that hollister?
yes
-What is hollister?
I heard it is a surf town.
-Go to mapquest check it out and see that Hollister is NOT a surftown, I've been there it is nothing but cows.
Ok I will check it out...
yes
-What is hollister?
I heard it is a surf town.
-Go to mapquest check it out and see that Hollister is NOT a surftown, I've been there it is nothing but cows.
Ok I will check it out...
by orderofchaos January 8, 2008
the biggest disgrace to surf culture. its just a marketing ploy by abercrombie and fitch to sell surfing cause its so damn "cool"! i'm sick and tired and seeing the name on my hometown on a shirt worn by a guy who looks like he's never seen the ocean. anyone who shops here is poser. you kooks probably wouldnt last a second out in the water even its only waist high! Quit embarassing us real surfers and skaters.
"Hey brah, I just bought some radical clothes at Hollister! Lets go surf some of those poounding waves at Malibu! Yaaaaaah! I'm such a gnarly surfer dude."
ME: "Go back to Ohio kook."
ME: "Go back to Ohio kook."
by K-Rhino February 1, 2007
a stupid store that caters to anorexic caucasian males and females with no personality. this store features loud obnoxious blaring music and pissy employees that are not in the least bit attractive, but swear to god theyre orlando bloom and kate moss.
oh-em-gee, are you gonna like come to hollister with me today?
like i totally lovee that $50 vintage top i saw.. plus i wanna go see that dreamy dressing room ttendent guy *stupid tone of voice.*
like i totally lovee that $50 vintage top i saw.. plus i wanna go see that dreamy dressing room ttendent guy *stupid tone of voice.*
by lolololxfadoodles October 27, 2008