Noun: an unwanted sexual advance in the form of a video taken from a mobile device. To be called a "holland," the video must contain video of male masturbation, up to and including ejaculation.
That guy is such a perv, he sent me a holland.
by docgl May 21, 2010
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Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
by Italiano1207 February 13, 2008
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A Cornish Pikey ( Not Pasty )
A Holland,A Male or Female local that shops at Trago or Lidals , Trago is a cheap outlet in the west and Lidals covers the South East , Answers to OH or What,Mainly Says TWAT .
by david bowie3 September 03, 2006
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A fucking hot British actor who plays Spider-Man with a killer American accent. A petition has been started to make him the next James Bond. He like quacksons and teasing fans by not showing us more pictures of his hair. He also likes quackson, the songs "Sexual" and "Umbrella" and his dog Tessa.
"Tom Holland, post a picture of your damn hair you annoying, adorable bastard!"
"Tom Holland needs to go live and tell us about it!!"
by hollandilovetom September 09, 2017
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Someone who puts too much milk in their tea.
That barista is such a harry holland, my tea tastes like milk.
by tomhollandtessa September 17, 2017
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A. MAN. Who deserves nothing but happiness and love. Super hot and smol at the same time which is confusing but amazing. An inspiration to lots of people. He is loved by many because he's so flawless.
"Oh my god, I love Tom Holland so much."
"Did you see Tom Holland in Spiderman?"

"Tom Holland is a sexy motherfucker."
by tomhollandings August 07, 2017
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Tom Holland is an English actor and dancer. He is known for playing Spider-Man in the MCU, the title role in Billy Elliot the Musical in London, and for starring in the 2012 film The Impossible. EE Rising Star Winner at the BAFTAs 2017. He pronounces croissant as quackson and has squirrels as friends. Real life Peter Parker. Gets roasted for only reposting on instagram.
"Tom Holland and Peter Parker are literally the same person."
by SpideySarah February 28, 2017
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