Hole in one

When ejcaculating while laying on your back, and the sperm lands inside the belly button

Oh damn dude, I was nutting this morning and hit a hole in one!!

by Littlewillywonka March 15, 2019

Hole in one

an alcoholic mixed drink. its a glass of arnold palmer with a shot of vodka dropped in it. sort of like jager bomb but with arnold palmer and vodka

guy1: i had so many hole in ones yesterday
guy2: do you even remember any of them?
guy3: so you must be quite a good golfer
guy1: i guess you could say that

by mehale December 25, 2011

Hole in one

Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.

Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.

by Sintino August 23, 2011

Hole in one

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force

Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one

by druehorn May 08, 2017

Hole in one

when you trow a small projectile object (gum wrapper, bits of food, ect.) into a girls cleavage when she is wearing a low-cut shirt

"Dude, i bet i can get a hole in one in Shannon over there"

by kfr44 January 26, 2009

HOLE-IN-ONE

sex-on-the-first-date

"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."

by Jerah Benven February 02, 2006

hole in one

Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky

"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."

by High Life AP April 18, 2005