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shut your head hole

similar to shutup
shut your face, and
shut your noise tube
"shut your head hole Britney Spears!!!!!1 one oh oneone eleven!!!!!."

Head hole 

Originally, the "head hole" was just another term for the hole in which you put your head through on a shirt.

When heard incorrectly, it was decided upon to be a term of offense.

Head hole can mean the lack of smartness or being a complete airhead.
"Ugh, Angie! You're such a Head hole!"
"What did I ever do to you?"
Head hole by SomethingGrace February 27, 2015

Head hole 

Yo Tyrone, bump some fire into ma head hole.
Ight fam, I gotchu.
Head hole by Kaepeluck August 18, 2016

Hole In The Head 

The last thing you'd ever want, used as a simile.
"If the zoning board rejects our proposal, we'll be forced to allow the superhighway to divide the property, and then 9 holes might be on one side, and the other 9 holes on the other side. We need that like we need a Hole in the Head."
Hole In The Head by skydog70 May 21, 2007

Hole In The Head 

I just bought me a new Cadillac with a Hole In The Head
Hole In The Head by Cuch80 November 6, 2005

I needed that like a hole in my head 

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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