Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

Penis hockey

To play hockey with ones penis.

Slapping a hockey puck with ones penis. Penis Hockey.

by Bradvmik August 2, 2006

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023