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Hobowars 

An online game where the object of the game is to earn as much money as possible whilst still being, inexplicably, hobos.

Seriously, billions of dollars but no home. WTF?

The message boards are the arsehole of the internet, full of failed 4chan newfags and 7 year olds who can't spell.
Hobo: "Dude u hav 2 chek out dis game its calld hobowars it is awsum and u'll luv it i promis"
Normal Guy: "I would rather have my cock ripped off by angry dogs."
Hobowars by Andy_Hobowars July 5, 2008
Related Words

hobowars 

An accidental permutation of "homowars".

Also, an online MMORPG based on this permutation.
My character is one of the biggest sluts on Hobowars.
hobowars by Blu Aardvark May 17, 2008

Hobowasted 

The act of getting so drunk you have forgotten where you live. Regardless of the time of day.
Man, yesterday I got so hobowasted I woke up in a dumpster.
Hobowasted by Jerff March 12, 2014

HomoWars 

1. An online group orgy of gayness.

2. A term used for the site of HoboWars by people who decided not to let the developer fuck them over.

3. A site that takes all your money, and does nothing with it
1. Dude this chat is so HomoWars!

2. I came over from HomoWars.

3. Wow, I just got Homo'd!
HomoWars by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010
Hoboware is a general programming term for bad pieces of source code. The defining characteristic of hoboware, as opposed to bad code in general, is that it is an implementation of a problem for which an efficient algorithm is known. Because the correct implementations are difficult to track down, the code is needlessly created over and over, either by many different parties or by the same author, usually at the cost of efficiency and readability. The prefix "hobo" is probably an analogy between the code's elusiveness and the itinerant, carefree nature of the stereotypical American hobo or gypsy1.
Windows 95 is a good example of hoboware.
hoboware by Holden karau April 20, 2007
That source code that should be used over and over in different programs, but ends up getting rewritten at great expense of time, because (paradoxically) computer hackers are very lazy.
void sort_array(int * array, int length)
(... passage of time ...)
void sort_array(int * array, int length)
(... passage of time ...)
void sort_array(int * array, int length)

Fuck! I'm writing hoboware!
Hoboware by Mitchell Bogues April 17, 2007