Hobo dollars 

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.

Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars

Hobo dollars by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Hobo dollar whore 

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.

Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.

Hobo dollar whore by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

6 dollar hobo 

the joke of a Subadouche you see in those gay 6 dollar shirt ads. this hobo was probably paid $6 to pose for this sorry ass company.

the 6 dollar hobo gets shit thrown at him every time he goes out into public because of his ridiculous looking poses in the ads.

6 dollar hobo by i hate $6 shirt ads January 3, 2010