Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

Cousin Davey's Law by idyt May 15, 2018

Dave's Syndrome 

A syndrome discovered in Black Books Season Two Episode Two. If you reach 88 degrees, you revert to a wild animal state of mind.

Dave's Syndrome: Manny, jumping on top of a car wearing a hot water bottle to cover his junk, with Eat Me written on his chest, after having vandalized an ice cream cart and attacked the owner of such.

Dave's Syndrome by beverytender January 21, 2014

Davey Shake

verb: when part of ones hand is inserted into a sexual orifice of his/her significant other, then is used to shake the hand of a direct relative of the significant other before a proper cleansing of the hand occurs

person 1.
dude, so while i was visiting my girl, i fingered her in the basement while the rest of the family was upstairs. later when i met her brother, i totally gave him a Davey Shake. that poor guy second handedly touched his sisters vagina.

person 2.
u do realize ur goin to hell for that right?

person 1. oh yea.

Davey Shake by robot189 March 20, 2010

Dave’s got the dog

Parental unity during a fastpitch softball tournament. Parents supporting and having each other’s backs.

I gotta run to the Grocery Outlet for some ice cream, so Dave’s got the dog.

Dave’s got the dog by MayhemFastpitch May 20, 2019

Dave's over 

An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.

"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"

Dave's over by Portia x May 15, 2009

The Dave's

When you have to take a massive, wet shit.

I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!

I really hate when I get the Dave's!

The Dave's by TunerLou December 7, 2011

Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave

*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man

Dave's not here man by Dave The Game Programer August 20, 2011