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Hit My Line” - When you want someone to talk to you

Hate My Life” - I dont need to explain
“Bored, someone hml

“UGH, MY PARENTS KICKED ME OUT, I HML!”
by Awesomeguy019 July 19, 2017
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Commonly known as "Hit my Line" but misinterpreted as "Hate my Life" it could possibly mean both.

The retarded way to say "text me"
Gertrude we should hang sometime hml
by stxfanix May 24, 2015
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Stands for Hate My Life...you use it when you're extremely stressed out, usually from school...sometimes u can say IFHML (I fuckin hate my life)
So much homework to do, god HML!
by MikeFrag November 17, 2006
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when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =
*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"
by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008
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