Hlep is a comedic use for help, showing you are not actually in danger with the miss spelling. It can be used in many instances, like in jokes, or video games.
Meaning for means help for help like somebody needs help then hlep for help and helping somenody but people can use it as a joke but if they do a joke one then you will know but not for joke's!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'