hiroti 

The Hiroti's are a cult of gods who shall be worshipped by everyone. No one shall disrespect the Hirotis. If you do, we all hope you have to charge your phone at a certain angle. The Hiroti's are epik gamers from New Zealand. They are sometimes really hyper and well-educated about memes. They have a lot of animals some of which might be smuggled from outside territories. One of the Hiroti gods is the long-lost cousin of Phineas from Phineas and Ferb. They're dog water at drawing skills.

Person 1: "Hey did you worship the Hiroti's today⁉️"

Person 2: "Ah damn it I forgot"

Person 1: "Be careful, if they find out you will die"

hiroti by old grandma halley March 9, 2021

Hirohiko Araki 

Hirohiko Araki is a Mangaka known for creating Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, there also exist a promenent claim that he has achieved everlasting youth.

This mainly comes from the observation that he seems to age backwards combined with the fact that he writes about immortal vampires and martial arts that slows your aging.

Person 1: Hey, you ever notice how Hirohiko Araki seems to just get younger and younger every year?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he discovered the fountain of youth in some old Aztec ruins.

Hirohiko Araki by Heaverance August 31, 2019

Hirohiko Araki 

God

Person 1: Yo is that Hirohiko Araki?

Person 2: No that's god

Hirohiko Araki by Hot_man_soot December 3, 2021

hironimus

The ultimate hero of a mom. A mother who will do everything possible to protect her child from harm. She would go to jail or go into hiding to protect her child.

Chase is lucky to have a hironimus for a mom.

hironimus by savingchase May 27, 2015

Hirohito 

Japanese Harry Potter. Friend of Hitler and Mussolini, lots of anime were released in his time, and he is better than Akihito and Naruhito.

Friend: Who the fuck is that?
Me: Hirohito, greatest leader in the Axis powers, must be ur waifu.

Hirohito by LMgamer36 October 8, 2020

HirokiKunn 

A “pro” Fortnite Save The World player on Twitch who gets timed out very easily. Will try and lure you in with hugs. Is a true Pepega.

HirokiKunn has been timed out for 60 seconds.

HirokiKunn by Vulgari December 30, 2019

Hirsting 

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.

"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",


"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."

Hirsting by Hirst-Hater February 10, 2009