Hipster Milk

USDA Organic All-Natural Minimally-Synthesized Dairy from Local Hand-Fed Free-Range Sheep raised on a strict diet of soy and hazelnuts.

Magic Milk Straws work with all kinds of milk, whether it be Soy, 2%, 1%, or Hipster Milk.

by Tarjar3 January 12, 2013

hipster milk

A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.

"Hipster milk on sale this week: $6 / 1L eco-carton."

by hipster_of_the_month February 06, 2013

hipster milk

its what hipsters drink it is nonfat ,free-rang,vegan feed, organic sheeps milk with is drank through milk straws which are gluten free, all natural, preservative free, lactose free and low sugar

look at that baby drinking hipster milk, its parents must think normal milk is too mainstream

by thatstoomainstream January 01, 2012

hipster milk

nonfat, free-rang. vegan organic sheeps milk

look at that hipster with there hipster milk he is such a hipster

by suchahipster123 December 30, 2011

Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 05, 2018