A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009
The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 27, 2004
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
by L0 August 13, 2006
A person who
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
by L0 August 15, 2006
A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
by BLTU March 9, 2009
by OD Smith February 23, 2005