Hillshired

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The act of jackhammering a vagina with a short chubby penis sometimes repeatidly.

She really got hillshired lastnight.

Hillshired by Dpbro February 22, 2017

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Hillshire

/hɪl-ˈʃʌɪə/

Noun
1. one's bicep, tricep or collective arm after a vigorous arm workout while muscles are hypertrophic. Derived from the sausage brand Hillshire Farms due to likeness of one's arms to grilled sausage ready to burst.

Verb
1. having swole arms immediately following an intense arm workout.

n. Bro, check out these Hillshires. I really got it in on arm day.

v. I'm Hillshiring so bad I can barely bend my arm.

Hillshire by @L3X 3G@N June 10, 2014

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Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

Hillshire Hot Link by pringleschips December 28, 2015

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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