Hillshired

The act of jackhammering a vagina with a short chubby penis sometimes repeatidly.

She really got hillshired lastnight.

by Dpbro February 22, 2017

Hillshire

/hɪl-ˈʃʌɪə/

Noun
1. one's bicep, tricep or collective arm after a vigorous arm workout while muscles are hypertrophic. Derived from the sausage brand Hillshire Farms due to likeness of one's arms to grilled sausage ready to burst.

Verb
1. having swole arms immediately following an intense arm workout.

n. Bro, check out these Hillshires. I really got it in on arm day.

v. I'm Hillshiring so bad I can barely bend my arm.

by @L3X 3G@N June 10, 2014

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips October 29, 2015