An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). Sheโs a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,
Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???
Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.
Noun: A venereal disease occasionally referred to as a cunt nugget. Normally leads to an itchy ball sack and inflamed anus. commonly associated with diarrhea and failed ejaculations.
Justin has been in pain all day after pulling a Hillenbrand last night...His toilet has not yet recovered. He should probably invest in new boxers.